4th POST

BEIJING (AP) - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.
No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.
The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.
"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "

They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.Okay okay... let me say that again so that I'm sure I'm not hallucinating this,A WOMAN CRASHES HER CAR FOR TRYING TO TEACH HER DOG HOW TO DRIVE.Now I'm sure there are many types of morons out there... but what I want to know is.. WHAT KIND OF MORON TRIES TO TEACH HIS/HER DOG TO DRIVE?But no no no....

I always try to look at the better side of things.Maybe she's not a 'moron'. Maybe she's really a genius that sees the future.And the future has dogs driving cars in it so she wants her dog to be the first of all Car-Driving Dogs.

Third Post.

Which is good for the world right?Since men would have less and less of their fantasies fulfilled and can concentrate on pleasing the one and only women they each should have in their lives (their wives).

Oh and even more importantly, if the world were to be ruled by women, there would be no war, no fighting and no suffering (any disputes will be settled by a catfight... and we lurrrve catfights don't we?).

Ahh the world would truly be a better place.

Second Post.

Since weeks ago I promised to meet up with Smashpop, Koyuuken and Tock in KL and also one of my Singaporean friends who happened to come down that day:Ming.

I initially suggested a Bak Kut Teh breakfast meet but in the last minute, dear Koyuuken suddenly realized that he prints money and people who print money prefer to eat something more expensive.So we had lunch at Jogoya which I found no problem paying for after I sold my girlfriend to slavery.

First Try.

I write this on a Thursday afternoon shortly before the clock hits 5pm. I sit in my new office almost after working hours pondering about the challenges that I will face starting next week.The coming Tuesday will be the day it all begins.I've had months and months of planning but all the planning in the world will never be enough to fully prepare me for the challenge I'm about to face starting 8.30am on Thursday.Yet, before I move on this very uncertain and risky part of my life, it is only natural for me to think again about the life I am leaving behind.I remember London.

I remember my university and the little internet venture I was a part of while still a student.Yet, many of you may not realize it but each and every one of you who read this post now were a big part of the final year of my university life.